Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
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I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
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She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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