Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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