he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
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It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
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Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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