Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
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You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
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I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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