shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
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just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
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I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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