I cockslap morals
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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