she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
this hospital has no fireball
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
This toilet bowl is my home.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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