That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
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then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
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He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.