We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Plural? Please tell.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
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He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
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I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?