You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
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Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
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New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
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