why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
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Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
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i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
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