Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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