Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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