Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Randomize
