i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
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What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
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It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
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