talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
don't judge my taste in strippers
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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