I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Randomize
