spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
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