if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
nutella sex= disaster
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Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
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i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
It's shark week go big or go home
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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