a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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