was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I just want nice things and good sex
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
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