i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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