If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
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You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
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Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize