YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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