3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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