those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
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She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
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Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
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