eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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