its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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