ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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