Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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