i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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