How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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