How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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