I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
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Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
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You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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