He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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