White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
