Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
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He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
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somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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