Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
I forget how to act sober
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