At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
you guys were way drunker than both of me
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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