i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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