Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I could fuck to npr.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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