P.S. I can't hear my feet
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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