So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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