yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Randomize
