Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
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