I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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