You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
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At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
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tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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