I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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