so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
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i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
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I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
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