whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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