i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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