How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Randomize
