I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Help me help you realize you are a moron
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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