Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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