Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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