She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
The feeling are messing with the penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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