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So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
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...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
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I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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